Sunday, August 29, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
So I then look through her website, pretty solid stuff.
So I suddenly found myself interested in who she was and what her "skill set" so to speak. Surely an A-list Hollywood offspring would have the tightest body right?
Verdict, sorry guys, she's only hot in the face, tits and legs. Her pussy was wickedly nasty looking (with this regal tattoo on her uterus) and her ass looked like it got a bad case of the Flava-flave all over it. Here's the play by play, if you don't care to watch the video. (If you don't, hate to break it to you, but y'might be gay)
So it starts out really hot. She undresses from this skimpy little slut bikini. Me likey alottt:
She takes about 2 minutes to play with her bitties and I start getting really pumped up for her.
Then the guy, Chippy D, I'm assuming (because I'm not into the men in these videos), asks her to bend over as such. ... THAT was when I noticed SOMETHING REALLY TERRIBLY WRONG:
Yo WTF happened to her ass!?!?! For an ebony girl to not have a flawless ass is like watching a white girl with a flat chest or a Latina girl who refuses sex from strangers!! This is an injustice to all the Beyonce's in the world.
So you think it gets better... well, thankfully it does : The smart girl poured a gallon of oil all over her naked body and we watch her smile and rubb her titties from the front. Because god knows, what the hell we saw back there.
So at this point, I want to see her handy work, aka her commitment to the art to see if she'll make it big or just end up having lots and lots of sex to piss her dad off : Quite frankly, I'm impressed... you can see from her focus to details (her lips are giving that nice suction thats not too tight, her eyes are still there but with the cocks at home, and her hand is small enough to truly magnify the length and girth of this cock. Well done! :PPP
So here is the point where I completely stopped watching the video and realized that I was traumatized by what I was watching. Yes, this is her first sex tape, yes, this may be before all the laser/plastic/silicone/fat sculpting procedures. But you do NOT go on camera with an ass that looks like a chocolate chip cookie:
If you only focus COMPLETELY within the green circle area, you will surely and speedily cum. Look anywhere else on her blueberry pancakes and you'll wonder if you will catch an STD from yourself.
So you think I'm alone in this? Think I should cut her some slack? Think that her celebrity status excuses her from her nasty ass .. ass? Well at least pornhub.com is on my side.
According to 1625 votes (including my own), only 37% of the people voted as a thumbs up. Statistics don't like Montana. Stick with hot wet blowjobs and boobplays.
Oh for all y'll who were curious about her poon shots. Sorry, it's nothing to be excited over either.
ERrr. No thanks bitch. I going to touch myself to another just as equally hot chick called Mckenzie Sweet
Mckenzie Sweet is totally hotter than this ^ troll
Friday, April 16, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Nikki Rhodes (born January 20, 1982 in Simi Valley, California, United States; also known as Nikki Rose, Nikki Roze, Nikki Coxxx) is a naturally red-headed pornographic actress. She began appearing in adult films in around 2006 while at the age of about 24, and has appeared in over 70 movies as of December 2009, as well as many online videos.. She has also appeared in numerous photoshoots, including several in Penthouse.
Born in Simi Valley, California, she was raised in Lancaster/Palmdale and in Little Rock and Antelope Valley in California's Mojave Desert. She was a straight-A student, started college at the age of fifteen, and attended two and a half years of law school.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
After such a long time of not posting, I promise you, my viewers that I have done plenty of soul searching in the adult entertainment industry, and now the fire burns stronger than ever. What better way to get back into posting on a regular basis than to present Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle, two of the sexiest and nastiest sluts in the business. Porn is hard to do- there is a strong acting component in it, and not everyone, male or female has what it takes. These two girls have what it takes. Again what amazes me is that this scene is 48 minutes long. Of course they wouldn't bring in the guy for the whole time, no one can last that long with these two nymphos.
Check out 19:23 into the scene- sublime.
CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICS, THE POST TITLE, OR THIS LINK TO VIEW THE VIDEO! ENJOY =)
Monday, December 7, 2009
Its been a while since I've last posted, but recently with the news scandal of Tiger Woods cheating on his wife Elin, it got me thinking- you know it sucks to be Elin and I'm sure shes a good human being and all that, but emaciated supermodels tend to be like chiuauas, theyre tiny fragile and frankly not all that womanly. Temptation is a fickle bitch, but sometimes a man has to get his nut, and if his wife is not satisfying him sexually, well thats where the problems start.
Anyway to the point, Holly Sampson, aka Nicolette Foster, is the porn star and one of the nine woman that Tiger allegedly slept with. Shes a MILF in most new porns, and recently burst back into the hardcore scene after years in softcore and non-hardcore fetish movies. Here is a blowjob video of her, and gives us an idea of Tiger's view on things.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Click on the post or the picture to view the scene! Check out like 8 minutes and 55 seconds into the film. Actually watch the entire thing- ladies, that is how you talk dirty. This girl is amazing!